Jeannie Jeannie Yes Mama (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star) & Other Parodied Nursery Rhymes

1. Jeannie Jeannie Yes Mama

(Sung To The Tune Of Twinkle Twinkle Little  Star)

Version 1.1

Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?

Why so noisy?
Ha-ha-ha.

Not so loud, Dear.

Why, Mama?

Daddy's sleeping.

Yes, Mama.

Jeannie, Jeannie.

Yes, Mama?

You're a good girl.

Yes, Mama.

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Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.2

(Hindi Version Of Version 1.1)

               

Betee, Betee.

Jee, Mama?

Itana shor kyon?

Ha-ha-ha.

Chup raho, Bette.

Kyon, Mama?

Pitaajee so rahe hain.

Theek hai, Mama.

Betee, Betee.

Jee, Mama?

Tum ek achchhee ladakee ho.

Jee, Mama.

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Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.3

(Spanish Version Of Version 1.1)
     

Bebé, Bebé.
Sí, Mamá?
Porque tanto ruido?
Ha-ha-ha.  
Menos ruido, Cariño.
Por qué, Mamá?
Papá está dormido.
Esta bien, Mamá.
Bebé, Bebé.
Sí, Mamá?   
Eres una buena chica.
Sí, Mamá.

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Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.4

(French Version Of Version 1.1)

Chérie, Chérie.
Oui, Maman?
Pourquoi si bruyant ?
Ha-ha-ha.
Pas si fort, Chérie.
Pourquoi, Maman ?
Papa dort.
D'accord, Maman.
Chérie, Chérie.
Oui, Maman?
Tu es une gentille fille.
Oui, Maman.

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Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.5

Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?
Want some cookies?
No, Mama.
What's wrong, Sweetheart?
Tired, Mama.
Come here, Darling.
Yes, Mama.
Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?
Mommy loves you.
Yes, Mama.

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.6

Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?
Want some dinner?
No, Mama.
Maybe later?
Yes, Mama.
Go get washed up.
Yes, Mama.
Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?
You're a good girl. 
Yes, Mama.

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.7

Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?
Daddy's home yet?
No, Mama.
Done your homework?
No, Mama.
Go get started.
Yes, Mama.
Jeannie, Jeannie.
Yes, Mama?
You're a good girl.
Yes, Mama.

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 1.8

Have you gone mad, Pussycat?
Even donkeys* don't do that;
Who drinks water from a drain?
Only cats with half a brain;
Have you gone mad, Pussycat?
Even donkeys* don't do that.

*{slang for 'idiots')

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Version 1.9

Johnny, Johnny, don't get caught,
Stealing mangoes*, uh-uh-uh;
You might think it's lots of fun;
Owner shows up, (spoken:)run, Johnny, run;
Johnny, Johnny, don't get caught,
Stealing mangoes*, uh-uh-uh.

*[mangoes/apples/peaches/cherries/

berries/guavas/pumpkins/etc.

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

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2. The Ding Dong Dong Ding Song
(Sung To The Tune Of Frère Jacques)

Version 2.1

[Cmaj]

Ding Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Ding Ding,

Ding Dong Dong Ding.

[Song Structure:]

[repeat song thrice as follows: first time --> Cmaj, second time --> Dmaj, third time --> Emaj; repeat sequence thrice and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 2.2

I've Got An Air Horn (Frère Jacques)

[Cmaj]

I've got an air horn,
I've got an air horn;
Look, Mommy, look,
Look, Mommy, look;
Hor Hoo Hor Hoo Hor Hoo,
Hor Hoo Hor Hoo Hor Hoo;
It's for my bike,
It's for my bike.

[Song Structure:] -->

[repeat song thrice as follows: first time --> Cmaj, second time
--> Dmaj, third time --> Emaj; repeat sequence thrice and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 2.3

Do Not Waste Food (Frère Jacques)

[English Version]

Do not waste food,
 Do not waste food, 
Pussycat,
Pussycat;
Millions were hungry,
Millions were hungry,
In Africa,
In Africa.

[French Version]

Valeur alimentaire,
Valeur alimentaire,
Minou,
Minou;
Tant de faim,
Tant de faim,
En Afrique,
En Afrique.

[Spanish Version]

Comida de valor,
Comida de valor,
Minino,
Minino;
Tanta hambre,
Tanta hambre,
En África,
En África.

[Portuguese Version]

Comida de valor,
Comida de valor,
Gatinho,
Gatinho;
Tanta fome,
Tanta fome,
Na África,
Na África.

[Hindi Version]

Mooly bhojan,
Mooly bhojan,
Billee ka bachcha,
Billee ka bachcha;
Itanee bhookh,
Itanee bhookh,
Aphreeka mein,
Aphreeka mein.

[Song Structure:] 

I. English version (Cmaj) followed by French version (Dmaj) followed by Spanish version (Emaj).

II. English version (Cmaj) followed by Portuguese version (Dmaj) followed by Hindi version (Emaj).

[repeat first sequence (I) followed by second sequence (II) twice followed by English version once more and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 2.4

I've Got A Bad Cold (Frère Jacques)

[Cmaj]

I've got a bad cold,
I've got a bad cold;
Sneezing all day,
Sneezing all day;
Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo,
Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo;
What can I say,
What Can I say.

[Song Structure:] -->

[repeat song thrice as follows:
first time --> Cmaj, second time
--> Dmaj, third time --> Emaj; repeat sequence thrice and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 2.5

I've Got A Bad Cold (Frère Jacques)

[French Version]

J'ai un mauvais rhume,
J'ai un mauvais rhume;

Éternuer,
Éternuer;
Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo,
Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo;
Que dire de plus,
Que dire de plus.

[Song Structure:] -->

[repeat song thrice as follows:
first time --> Cmaj, second time
--> Dmaj, third time --> Emaj; repeat sequence thrice and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 2.6

I've Got A Bad Cold (Frère Jacques)

[Spanish Version]

[Cmaj]

Mal resfriado,
Mal resfriado;
Estornudos,
Estornudos;
Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo,
Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo;
Qué más decir,  
Qué más decir.  

[Song Structure:] -->

[repeat song thrice as follows:
first time --> Cmaj, second time
--> Dmaj, third time --> Emaj; repeat sequence thrice and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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Version 2.7

I've Got A Bad Cold (Frère Jacques)

[Hindi Version]

[Cmaj]

Atyaadhik thand,

Atyaadhik thand;

Chheenk aana,

Chheenk aana;

Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo,

Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Choo;

Aur kya kaha jae,
  Aur kya kaha jae.  

[Song Structure:] -->

[repeat song thrice as follows:
first time --> Cmaj, second time
--> Dmaj, third time --> Emaj; repeat sequence thrice and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

Email: 
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3. The Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo Baby Talk Song

(Sung To The Tune Of Alouette)

Chorus:

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa,
Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo Goo,
Goo Goo Gaa Gaa,
Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo.

Verse 1:

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa Gee Gee,
Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo Goo Goo;
Gee Gee Gee,
Gaa Gaa Gaa,
Gee Gee Gee,
Goo Goo Goo,
Aahhh.

[repeat chorus]

Verse 2:

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa Gee Gee Gee
Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo Goo Goo;
Gee Gee Gee,
Gaa Gaa Gaa,
Gee Gee Gee,
Goo Goo Goo;
Eee Eee Eee,
Aaa Aaa Aaa,
Eee Eee Eee,
Ooo Ooo Ooo,
Aahhh.

[repeat chorus]

Verse 3:

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa Gee Gee Gee,
Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo Goo Goo;
Gee Gee Gee,
Gaa Gaa Gaa,
Gee Gee Gee,
Goo Goo Goo;
Eee Eee Eee,
Aaa Aaa Aaa,
Eee Eee Eee,
Ooo Ooo Ooo;
Bee Bee Bee,
Baa Baa Baa,
Bee Bee Bee,
Boo Boo Boo,
Aahhh.

[repeat chorus]

Verse 4:

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa Gee Gee Gee,
Gee Gee Gaa Gaa Goo Goo Goo;
Gee Gee Gee,
Gaa Gaa Gaa,
Gee Gee Gee,
Goo Goo Goo;
Eee Eee Eee,
Aaa Aaa Aaa,
Eee Eee Eee,
Ooo Ooo Ooo;
Bee Bee Bee,
Baa Baa Baa,
Bee Bee Bee,
Boo Boo Boo;
Kee Kee Kee,
Kaa Kaa Kaa,
Kee Kee Kee,
Koo Koo Koo,
Aahhh.

[repeat chorus and end]

[Copyright 2023 Thomas L. Carlos]

Composer / Lyricist: Thomas Leonard Carlos

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